Saturday, August 25, 2012

Breaking News Update ....Statue hunt a success

Final update

      The search for the Buddha Shrine  was slightly delayed today due to pending weather and a late morning bicycle ride. After initial probes starting at about 1045 EDT the search team working tirelessly located the hidden statue..."he was right where we left him". He was slightly wet but nonetheless in fine condition having been rescued from the micro-jungle that had consumed his space. A few garden snails were harmed in the effort (&%^$#@(&!!!) A little bit of fresh air and sunshine should bring all back to normal.

"Lost & Found"
Copyright Ned Belmont
      Now our mission is to contact TOWB Public Works and request pickup of our considerable garden cuttings, as they are prohibited from the trash can and are highly compostable. That's a good thing.

      Should TOWB residents need to have garden cuttings or tree trimmings collected by the TOWB Public Works you should simply call 910-256-7935

Thanks for Reading.      Noah

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